PHRASES

RRN Phrases

• "It is far easier to be forgiven than it is to ask permission"
• "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A good friend is one who is in jail with you and says: Man, that was fuckin' awesome!"
• "The liver is evil and must be punished!"
• "Don't tell me how rocky the sea is, just bring in the ship."
• "When the distance between the boat and the dock exceeds the length of your body, you will be wet. "
• "When the draught of your vessel exceeds the water's depth, you are most assuredly aground. "
• "If you are not an experienced sailor, NO friggin with the riggin!"
• "Old Sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy."
• "A boat's nothing but a hole in the water you keep throwing money into."
• "If you don't want to share it, don't bring it home."
• "Hold my beer and watch this!"
  ~ Montanan's famous last words
• "Well what did I do to piss you off this time, baby?"
• "Don't let Bligh go to sleep. When he does, something always goes wrong!"
• "Always carry extra lug bolts when traveling in Mexico."
• "A flogged crew is a happy crew."
• "What anchor?"
• "Would you like a tattoo with that?"
• "These things stick anywhere."
• "I'll trade you this glowie for that tray of jello shots..."
• "Cover charge?!?! We don't pay no stinkin' cover charge!"
• "We ARE the entertainment!"
• "You want us to take of your wives?!?"
• "Like a good seaman I shall follow the grog."